![fuckyeahretailrobin:
[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right. Top Text: “”What’s the point of these coupons, you have so many exclusions, this is so annoying blah blah blah.” Bottom Text: “Cry me a frickin river.”]
So I got the top text comment about a hundred times today. Look, I know that it’s frustrating that you can’t use the coupon and all and I agree that they excluded a LOT of stuff. But first of all, there ARE things you can use it, you just have to actually look and, you know, READ the coupon. Second, the Door Busters that are excluded are super cheap anyways. For example, someone had the wrong sign up so this woman thought she could use a $10 off coupon. Turned out the Door Buster saved her $5 extra dollars. And thirdly, I have no sympathy for you when you come shopping in the middle of the night and then argue with me over a $2-5 difference. Sorry, the store needs to make SOME sort of profit!](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdyzt09Wvi1qm3qzeo1_400.jpg)
[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.
Top Text: “”What’s the point of these coupons, you have so many exclusions, this is so annoying blah blah blah.”
Bottom Text: “Cry me a frickin river.”]So I got the top text comment about a hundred times today. Look, I know that it’s frustrating that you can’t use the coupon and all and I agree that they excluded a LOT of stuff. But first of all, there ARE things you can use it, you just have to actually look and, you know, READ the coupon. Second, the Door Busters that are excluded are super cheap anyways. For example, someone had the wrong sign up so this woman thought she could use a $10 off coupon. Turned out the Door Buster saved her $5 extra dollars. And thirdly, I have no sympathy for you when you come shopping in the middle of the night and then argue with me over a $2-5 difference. Sorry, the store needs to make SOME sort of profit!
![fuckyeahretailrobin:
[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.Top Text: “*RUINS NEATLY FOLDED TABLE* “IT’S JOB SECURITY, ISN’T IT?.”Bottom Text: “NO, IT’S NOT.”]
And quite frankly, you insult my intelligence and dignity when you suggest something so absurd.
Every time I hear this, I fantasize about going to their place of work and make a mess of their cubicle then walk away saying “it’s job security, isn’t it?”
You know what IS job security? BUYING SOMETHING.](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdq7x5nwFk1qm3qzeo1_400.jpg)
[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.
Top Text: “*RUINS NEATLY FOLDED TABLE* “IT’S JOB SECURITY, ISN’T IT?.”
Bottom Text: “NO, IT’S NOT.”]And quite frankly, you insult my intelligence and dignity when you suggest something so absurd.
Every time I hear this, I fantasize about going to their place of work and make a mess of their cubicle then walk away saying “it’s job security, isn’t it?”
You know what IS job security? BUYING SOMETHING.
![fuckyeahretailrobin:
[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.
Top Text: “IT’S THE MOST HORRIBLE TIME.”Bottom Text: “OF THE YEEEEAR.”]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdjgw3uilN1qm3qzeo1_400.jpg)
[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.
Top Text: “IT’S THE MOST HORRIBLE TIME.”
Bottom Text: “OF THE YEEEEAR.”]
I know just know that I’m going to feel a compulsion to buy every single tie-in for this.
Even the books I don’t read normally.
Even the bad ones.
Top Text: “Call over who is next in line”
Bottom Text: “Last person in line comes”This is one of the top 10 reasons cashiers get yelled at. People who skip in line. Then whoever was really next in line, acts like it was our fault. If I call the next customer up that really doesn’t mean “whoever wants to come up.” This isn’t kindergarten you can wait your turn in line. No skipping!
![fuckyeahretailrobin:
[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.Top Text: “CUSTOMER MAKES FUN OF COWORKER”Bottom Text: “TRIES TO GET YOU TO AGREE”]
I was working at a coffee shop, when two teenage girls came in. After they placed their order, they started giggling and talking about my coworker. They kept saying things like:“God, she’s so homely”“She doesn’t even wear makeup to make herself look better.”“She looks like a little boy, doesn’t she?”And things like that. True, my coworker is tiny, and not very well endowed for a high schooler. But then they started trying to get me to agree with them. I personally think my coworker is a lovely girl, so I just smiled and ignored them. Then one of them said this:“Someone should tell her that that gray ribbon is ugly”Still smiling, I slammed their drinks down on the table and told them through clenched teeth that my coworker’s father had just died from brain cancer and the ribbion was her way of showing support without breaking dress code. Looking horrified, they paid and ran out without another word.
Fuck. Customers.
It’s not everyone. It’s just that people don’t fucking THINK before they speak.
My manager told me about a similar experience her son had. He had cancer when he was in high school, and of course lost his hair due to the treatments. One night when he was working the registers at his job a customer near him looked over and loudly said “Some people just don’t look good bald.” When she told me about this I informed her that I will NEVER leave my Operations Manager position because I would so much rather be stuck back in the warehouse than have to deal with people like that. The days I do get stuck on the registers are hell.
Just…keep your goddamn mouth shut. It’s hard enough to serve people you don’t even know. Don’t give us reasons to hate you.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9oxa7wudv1qm3qzeo1_400.jpg)
[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.
Top Text: “CUSTOMER MAKES FUN OF COWORKER”
Bottom Text: “TRIES TO GET YOU TO AGREE”]I was working at a coffee shop, when two teenage girls came in. After they placed their order, they started giggling and talking about my coworker. They kept saying things like:
“God, she’s so homely”
“She doesn’t even wear makeup to make herself look better.”
“She looks like a little boy, doesn’t she?”
And things like that. True, my coworker is tiny, and not very well endowed for a high schooler. But then they started trying to get me to agree with them. I personally think my coworker is a lovely girl, so I just smiled and ignored them. Then one of them said this:
“Someone should tell her that that gray ribbon is ugly”
Still smiling, I slammed their drinks down on the table and told them through clenched teeth that my coworker’s father had just died from brain cancer and the ribbion was her way of showing support without breaking dress code.
Looking horrified, they paid and ran out without another word.
Fuck. Customers.
It’s not everyone. It’s just that people don’t fucking THINK before they speak.
My manager told me about a similar experience her son had. He had cancer when he was in high school, and of course lost his hair due to the treatments. One night when he was working the registers at his job a customer near him looked over and loudly said “Some people just don’t look good bald.” When she told me about this I informed her that I will NEVER leave my Operations Manager position because I would so much rather be stuck back in the warehouse than have to deal with people like that. The days I do get stuck on the registers are hell.
Just…keep your goddamn mouth shut. It’s hard enough to serve people you don’t even know. Don’t give us reasons to hate you.
Top Text: TRY TO RETURN SOMETHING 65 DAYS OVER THE RETURN POLICY
Bottom Text: THROW IT AT THE CASHIER IN A HISSY FIT WHEN TOLD ‘NO’
This happened today. Our store is closing and becoming something else, so our return policy changed well over three months ago, and so this guy comes in and tries to return a hair straightener he’d bought 95 days ago. I told him “No” and then explained why, he got upset, started walking away and then turned about 10 feet from me and threw it at my head. Security was promptly called. People need to learn to read their receipt or ask the return policy. smh
fucking hell I’m sick of working retail. D: AND IT’S A 12 HOUR SALE WEEKEND TOO. THEY’RE EXTRA CRAZY. ugh
But on the plus side, I never actually worry about not being able to catch up on TV shows now. No time to watch? Got other shit to do? JUST SCROLL THORUGH TUMBLR! :D
original and best. this was the first thing i ever ordered over the phone. wish i still had the case!
(1998)
1-Together Again by Janet Jackson
2- As Long As You Love Me by Backstreet Boys
3-The Way by Fastball
4-Flagpole Sitta by Harvey Danger
5-Say You’ll Be There by Spice Girls
6-All My Life by K-Si & JoJo
7-Never Ever by All Saints
8-If You Could See by Tonic
9-MmmBop by Hanson
10-Zoot Suit Riot by Cherry Poppin’ Daddies
11- Shorty (You Keep Playin’ With My Mind) by Imajin
12-Anytime by Brian McKnight
13-Barbie Girl by Aqua
14-Karma Police by Radiohead
15-I Will Buy You A New Life by Everclear
16-Fly Away by Lenny Kravitz
17-Sex And Candy by Marcy Playground
Holy shit. There’s my childhood on one CD. :o
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